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Saturday, February 25, 2012

Oscar Drinking Game!!

I am soooo excited for the OScars tomorrow night. Is there a better way to celebrate than to paly a drinking game during the broadcast? I think not.

I took a whole bunch of different drinking games I found online and mashed them together. So, here is my official drinking game for the 84th Academy Awards:
(I am under the age of 21 so I am substituting actual alcohol with something else - it's still fun!)

Take a sip when:

  • Somebody gets cut off by the orchestra
  • THe camera cuts to George Clooney
  • The camera cuts to Brad Pitt and/or Angelina Jolie
  • The camera cuts to jack Nicholson
  • There is a montage
  • Somebody trips on the way to accept their award
  • A winner tells their kids to go to sleep
  • Anybody references Uggie the dog from The Artist
  • There is a weed joke
  • Somebody starts their speech with "Wow" or thanks the Academy
  • A muppet appears onstage
Take a shot when:
  • The Artist wins an award
  • Somebody thanks God in their acceptance speech
  • When somebody cries during their acceptance speech
  • When Martin Scoresese's name is said
  • Whitney Houston is mentioned
  • When a winner curses and it has to be edited out (Melissa Leo...)
  • Eddie Murphy is mentioned
  • Somebody wins and says that they did not expect to win but still have a speech prepared
  • A foreign person wins and apologizes for not speaking English
  • The phrase "Hollywood magic" is said (or any form of it)
  • Harry Potter wins an Oscar
  • The camera cuts to Snubbed people (Michael Fassbender, Tilda Swinton, or Ryan Gosling)
  • The Help wins an award
Take two shots if:
  • Extremely Loud and INcredibly Close wins either of it's two nominations
  • The Artist loses best picture
  • Bridesmaids wins an Oscar
  • A loser gives a dirty look to the winner in their category
  • Rango doesn't win BEst Animated Feature
*BONUS*
For every category, choose one nominee you want to win and one you Expect will win:
If the winner is the one you WAnt: Take one shot
If the winner is the one you Expect: Take two shots
If the winner is the one you want and Expect: take three shots
If the winner is neither: Take four shots

Have fun and be safe!!

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