I took a whole bunch of different drinking games I found online and mashed them together. So, here is my official drinking game for the 84th Academy Awards:
(I am under the age of 21 so I am substituting actual alcohol with something else - it's still fun!)
Take a sip when:
- Somebody gets cut off by the orchestra
- THe camera cuts to George Clooney
- The camera cuts to Brad Pitt and/or Angelina Jolie
- The camera cuts to jack Nicholson
- There is a montage
- Somebody trips on the way to accept their award
- A winner tells their kids to go to sleep
- Anybody references Uggie the dog from The Artist
- There is a weed joke
- Somebody starts their speech with "Wow" or thanks the Academy
- A muppet appears onstage
Take a shot when:
- The Artist wins an award
- Somebody thanks God in their acceptance speech
- When somebody cries during their acceptance speech
- When Martin Scoresese's name is said
- Whitney Houston is mentioned
- When a winner curses and it has to be edited out (Melissa Leo...)
- Eddie Murphy is mentioned
- Somebody wins and says that they did not expect to win but still have a speech prepared
- A foreign person wins and apologizes for not speaking English
- The phrase "Hollywood magic" is said (or any form of it)
- Harry Potter wins an Oscar
- The camera cuts to Snubbed people (Michael Fassbender, Tilda Swinton, or Ryan Gosling)
- The Help wins an award
Take two shots if:
- Extremely Loud and INcredibly Close wins either of it's two nominations
- The Artist loses best picture
- Bridesmaids wins an Oscar
- A loser gives a dirty look to the winner in their category
- Rango doesn't win BEst Animated Feature
*BONUS*
For every category, choose one nominee you want to win and one you Expect will win:
If the winner is the one you WAnt: Take one shot
If the winner is the one you Expect: Take two shots
If the winner is the one you want and Expect: take three shots
If the winner is neither: Take four shots
Have fun and be safe!!
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